My parents are a big supporter of The Salvation Army charity and would talk about it a lot when I was little. And I remember my Dad saying he was going to take some old clothes to the Salvation Army store and I BEGGED to go with him and when we got there and I saw all the old clothes and furniture and stuff I started crying and asked my dad "Where are all the guns?" You know, cause it was the Salvation ARMY - I was picturing guns and bombs and soldiers marching. Until my dad explained it to me that day I never understood why my parents were supporting an army.
A childhood belief about going shopping

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the salvation army was an actual army.Anon
- My dad thought when he was little, rain was caused by army guys in the clouds with rain guns. — Daughter of the Weird
- I thought there were only four ranks in the army: private, corporal, Seargeant, and General— Alberto Richardson
- German tiger tanks shot out tigers, the invading army would get mauled to death by all the tigers— Bob
- I used to think that the clothes in the thrift store were new— Ellie
- I remember thinking that the "Nude Furniture" store was some sort of naughty place. — Texas Rocky