When I was very young, I wanted to be a doctor. That was until I had to wee-wee in a cup. I didn't realize they did lab tests with the urine. I thought the doctor had to drink the wee-wee. I thought right then and there, "No way do I want to be a doctor now."
A childhood belief about work

others believed things like this
- I once thought people would keep growing until they were as big as buildings if they didn't go to the doctor. — Tufty
- i used to belive that when the doctor opened his mouth and went aaaaaa i thought he was trying to eat me.— matt
- I used to want to be a doctor when I grew up, because doctors never die, as they can cure themselves.— Stuart
- my uncle was a doctor, so when he told me his vw could fly, i believed.— boodles
- i used to watch doctor who and every time i saw a darlic i wet myself literally.— Dan Barber
- I used to believe that the people who take your blood at the doctor's office were vampires. — Andy