When I was little, I loved Amy Grant. She had a song that said "he had the biggest King James you've ever seen." All along, I thought that meant he had the biggest penis you'd ever seen. I had no idea it was referring to the King James version of the Bible.
A childhood belief about songs

others believed things like this
- I used to think that James Bond and all the other secret agents worked for MFI.— John C
- I used to believe the tv serie "Doctor Who" was a spin off from James Bond... (until I saw an episode)Anon
- I used to believe that Africa was the biggest country and Luxembourg was the smallest.Anon
- i used to belive that 100 was the biggest number in the world "i got at least a hundred marbles."— dan harris
- when i was a kid, i used to believe i was actually a king who was in a coma dreaming about being a kid.— r
- i used to believe that god was the king in sleping beuty — stupid:D