Ever since I was little i never knew the real words to Twinkle Twinkle little Star. So this is the only way I Know it: Twinkle Twinkle Little Star...... Who the Fuck you think you are..... Up above you think you're IT, won't you sit in a pile of shit..... Twinkle Twinkle Little Star how I wonder where you are............. How am I going to teach my kids in the future the real one??
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that stars chirped because they would twinkle simultaneously to crickets chirping— alex
- I used to believe that the sound of crickets at night was actually coming from the twinkle of the stars.— Lily Fagioli
- I thought that the star that Mary and Joseph followed was called Yonder, as in 'following Yonder star."— Kairow
- I used to believe that the Captain's Log in Star Trek, was really a log— Anna
- I used to believe that when people die, they turn into a star.— Allan
- When I was little, I used to believe that if you see a star pass through the sky you have to make a wish.— Luis