Back in elementary school there was a girl in my class who thought a stapler would only work on paper. To demonstrate this she tried to staple her tongue, thinking that it just wouldn't work. Well, it did.
A childhood belief about classes

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that if i didn't work at school, i would have donkey ears, so now i work hard !!!— denis
- I used to think my elementary school gym teacher's name was "Jim Class".— Brandon Campbell
- My uncle once said that elves were really badchildren made to work in santa's work shop— Some guy
- i used to believe that if your seatbelt was un-done the car wouldn't move or work at allAnon
- I used to belive there were people under the traffic lights, otherwise they wouldn't work...Anon
- When I was in elementary school nuns cam to our school. I thought that 'nun' meant they had no religion.Anon