My baby brother used to believe that sex meant being naked. My dad was taking a shower and my lil bro announced that "dad's in the bathroom having sex"
A childhood belief about sex

others believed things like this
- I used to believe jaywalking meant walking around naked in public (from naked as a JAY bird...)— Izzi
- I used to believe that take a shower meant to go steal a shower from the storeAnon
- I used to believe that a baby shower was a tiny bathtub with a showerhead just for the baby.— Amy
- while my son was crying one day, my little brother announced that "babies cry to let off moisture". ha!— i'm laughing WITH you
- I used to believe that showing my bare arms meant that I was naked, so I never wore short sleeves as a kid. Anon
- I thought that pornography just meant pictures of naked people. For example a photoshoot on a nudist beachAnon