When I was little I used to think that your belly button had an imaginary cord that went up to heaven and God had a remote control connected to it. I thought that that was how God made us do things.
A childhood belief about belly buttons

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the remote control could control all the things in my house, including my dog.— Felipe
- I used to think that babies were made when you press your mums belly button.
Then a baby would fall out— Chris Hyndman - I used to think that if i touched my belly button it would unfold and my belly would be inside out forever. Anon
- I used to believe that the "cruise control" button in cars meant that the car could drive/maneauver itself.— Myriam
- when I was a kid I thought that babies come out of a belly-button.— Ana
- My mom says that when she was growing up, she thought that her belly button was where her skin came together.— Dana