When I was young my dad used to lean against things like a wall or tree,or he would bend over and pick something up and he would rip a long loud one. Then say something like"did you hear that? the tree is moving" or "sounds like this thing is broken".He now walks stairs and says"creeky stairs, i better fix them soon"
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- When I was five, I believed God was big as a tree, a tree being the biggest thing I could convieve of.
— Chris - I used to think that the tree branches moving was making the wind, not the wind making the tree branches move.— Jenny
- I used to believe that the Doller Tree store was an actual tree.Anon
- I used to think that partridge in a pear tree was "cartridge" in a pear tree(christmas song)— Erica
- When i was young, i used to believe that when i ate a stone, a tree would grow in my stomach— -yacine-91-
- I used to believe I could fly when I was about four, until I fell down the stairs.— Sarah