i used to belive that my mum was secret cigar smoker (she keept the cigars in the tiolet) it was when i hit puberty that i relaised what the "cigars" really were!
A childhood belief about periods

others believed things like this
- I used to believe fog was caused by cows smoking cigars. How could mom be lying?!— La Duchesse
- The tooth Fairy smoked cigars and smelled like whiskey.— Bill Reilly
- i beleived that once the tiolet was a big dinosaur and if i sat on it, it would eat my bum and send me to jailAnon
- When I was young,I thought the lyrics "Secret Agent man" were actually "Secret Asian Man".— M.M.B.
- Premature ejaculation was when you came before you reacher pubertyAnon
- I used to think "premature ejaculation" was a boy ejaculating before he hit puberty.Anon