My mom would get me to eat mushrooms by telling me they would make my boobbies grow really big!
Well 26 years later and I'm still eating lots of mushrooms, but I think she meant to say they would make my thighs grow instead.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that if i ate mushrooms they would grow on me— gwen
- Eating watermellon seeds will make you grow a watermellon in your belly.Anon
- I used to think that mushrooms were meat.Anon
- I used to believe mushrooms were a meat.— Lee Ann
- I used to believe that smurfs were real. I never ate mushrooms. I still don't eat them.Anon
- I used to believe watertowers were giant mushrooms O.o... Don't ask... Really...— Robyn