After seeing the Nutty Professor, I was scared to death to fart around a lit match or a stove. I believed that if I farted around these fire hazards that the world would explode into a big-ass mushroom cloud due to gas-caused explosions. One day, I accidentally let one rip after eating several frozen burritoes. I was terrified to realize that I let one go near my aunt's gas stove. The gas was on high while the stove was cooking my aunt's boiled eggs. I ran away screaming for my life like a savage/ Running outside flailing my arms around at every passing car that the world was going to explode any minute because I farted a big one.
Man, I was dumb.
A childhood belief about farting
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that house fires were caused by foolish people who put paper on the stove.— C.C.
- I used to believe that if you farted really hard, you could fart a hole in your pants. How dumb was that?— stargirl
- I used to believe that my immediate family were the only people in the world that farted— Rainbow
- If you don't eat Potato Croquettes in under 1 minute they explode.— Sarah
- That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon
- My brother once told me that if you burp and fart at the same time, you'd explode— Aubrey