My Dad told me that the milk in coconuts was monkey wee. I believed him, not considering how on earth the monkeys would go about such an operation.
A childhood belief about nasty food

others believed things like this
- When i was younger i believed that when you died your soul use to go into a monkeys body— Ríoghnach
- that black women breastfed chocolate milk instead of white milkAnon
- I used to beleive that milk bottles were filled with milk, directly from the cow's udder.Anon
- When we were little my sister thought if you mixed cow’s milk and water you’d get goat’s milkAnon
- I used to believe that if you died you could have 'an operation' to bring you back to life. — Mikey
- My little sister used to believe that a mullet was the "hair transplant" operation that balding men get.— Sarah's Sister