I used to believe that fat/skin was cheese and you could just cut it off.
A childhood belief about skin

others believed things like this
- In 'Call Me Maybe', I misheard 'Ripped jeans skin' as 'Rich cheese skin'. — Carly Rae Cheddar
- At the time I thought the moon was made of cheese and with oceans of cheese— 123
- I used to believe that grilled cheese was called 'girl cheese,' and only girls could eat it.— Paige
- I usde to believe that 'camembert cheese' was actually 'common bear cheese'.— Dan
- I used to think my feet were made of cheese!!: )— chatterbox
- i used to believe that the moon really WAS made out of cheese. i really did.— krazy taco