I used to think God came to get the offering and took it up to heaven...
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- "Our father, with Art in Heaven, how do you know my name?"Anon
- our father which art in heaven,Harold be thy name— oddsox
- I use to believe that if I baptised kittens they would go to cat heaven.— Edward
- i used to say 'our father, who art in heaven, hello whats your name?'— lou
- when i was little i used to believe that when you died a helicopter came to take you to heaven— purplefish
- I used to believe the dead flew up to heaven.— Pierre, a French student in eighth grade