When I was in grade school we did a project where we put different kinds of rocks and dirt in a jar with water and watch them settle out over time. My teach explained that this is how sedimentary rock is made. So, I thought, if I kept the jar long enough, I would eventually make my own rock. My dad explained that it would take more than my life time for this to happen. So, I planned to pass the jar down to my ancestors (great inheritance, huh?), until it became a rock. This grand plan was thwarted, though, when my sister bumped the shelf if was on and toppled the jar onto the floor. To my mom's and my dismay, it was just mud.
A childhood belief about chemistry

others believed things like this
- My friends and I used to believe that if you planted a rock, it would grow a rock tree. Anon
- I used to believe the the Elton John song, "Crocodile Rock" was about a Crocodile, named Rock.Anon
- I somehow got the idea that if I boiled a rock, it would come to life. My dad disproved that...Anon
- I used to look for an Indian along the roadside because of signs that stated
"watch for fallen rock"— pam petry - When I was around seven years-old, my friend and I put a rock in a microwave and thought it would melt.— Lars
- I thought Rock and Roll were 2 musicians, with one who rocked and one who rolled.Anon