I used to think that my dad was jesus, because he looked like the traditional brown bearded, blue eyed illustration of him. but I also kind of though that he was the devil because he didn't come to church with me and my mum. It was ver confusing.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that Jesus lived in the tower of the churchAnon
- Iused to believe the statue of Jesus was really him and our church got mad at him and nailed him up there.— The Fidiot
- I used to think that the priest at church was JESUS.
He had a beard.... it made sense— Joe B - I believed that if I looked too long in the mirror admiring myself the Devil would appear.— Paul Elletson
- i used to picture jesus as a kind of cartoon Tarzan, swinging through the trees...— bex
- I was born brunette with brown eyes and dark hair, i thought people with blue eyes, had water in them.Anon