When I was little I thought belly buttons would close up when you got older, but then one day I saw a guy with a beer belly, and found out that you'll always have them.
A childhood belief about belly buttons
others believed things like this
- i uses to believe that boys wee'd out of their belly buttons.— boys and toilets
- I used to believe that babies came out of belly buttons — kels
- that bunnies came out of belly buttonsAnon
- I used to belief that women had babies by pressing their belly buttons!— amy
- i used to believe that guys pulled out their outie belly buttons and that's how they peed.— Sky
- I used to believe that belly buttons were for putting the salt in while you were eating celery in bed.— David T