i thought that a kid got its name when it was baptized. and that it was the priest who decided the name. i really thought that was what baptism was all about....getting your name..
A childhood belief about names

others believed things like this
- I used to think my priest was a bit foolish for never having noticed that Dog is God written backwards— anticap
- I used to believe that Madonna's Papa don't preach was pop-a-long priest— Mark "lyric master" Rowbowtohme
- I used to think that the priest at church was JESUS.
He had a beard.... it made sense— Joe B - I used to believe that the priest was God because everytime a child cried, he wouldn't be talking.Anon
- I asked my father what holy water was. He told me it was the priest's bathwater. — Gwen
- I thought that 1983 went on for 3 years - had to ask my sister who decided how long a year lasted.— Sally