When I was four, my grandpa told me that soy sauce was made from bug juice when the bugs hit the car windsheild. I came to the conclusion that at night while we were sleeping, an evil man went around our neighborhood and scraped the bug juice off everyones windsheilds and put it in a jar to feed to people. To this day, I won't eat any food with soy sauce in it.
A childhood belief about nasty food

others believed things like this
- my grandfather told me that soy sauce was bug juice.Anon
- i used to think tabasco sauce was tobacco so i'd always be like "mom! dont put that in our food!!"Anon
- I thought that grape juice was called "great juice". Anon
- My Dad told me that Soy Sauce was made of grasshopper spit! I didn't eat it for YEARS!— TawnyKat
- I used to think that Tabasco Sauce contained tobacco, and therefore was actually "tobacco sauce."
Anon - if you got sprayed by a skunk you had to have a bath in tomarto sauce— rob