I loved to eat paper in about 2nd or 3rd grade. Then a kid told me the acid in the paper would destroy my heart. I believed him and spent many nights crying and praying for God to fix my heart. I worried for many years because I had eaten a lot of paper
A childhood belief about dangerous food

others believed things like this
- The phrase 'Recycled toilet paper' always worried me.Anon
- Until I tried it in 3rd grade, my parents told me that if I ate paper my poop would come out in packages.— The Mailman
- When I was little, I believed that clouds came from paper mills.— Ryne
- I used to think that when you sent a fax, the paper went through the wires.— em
- When I was five or six, I was worried that I'd lost my heart because I didn't hear it beating.Anon
- The song called heart of glass mixed me up as a kid. I heard "Heart and ass". — oops