Well, my friend I had a friend, Crissie, who's little brother thought that to be impotent meant you couldn't read. He had the words mixed up (illiterate) and he kept telling us that Bo Jackson was impotent, and Crissie and I could NOT understand how he would know that. He got very upset that we didn't believe him and he blew up at us, "I swear he's impotent! It says so in Sports Illustrated! HE CAN'T READ!!" We never let him live it down. Sorry Bryce!
A childhood belief about sex
others believed things like this
- when my friend was little, she used to eat paper, thinking it would make her read better.— hehehe
- I thought vegetarians couldn't read Chicken Soup for the Soul. — Aretia
- I thought there were some swear words so bad if you said them you would go to jail!— Mexicrat
- I used to believe that a street sign that read "Dead End" meant that there were dead people buried there.Anon
- My brother used to believe that when we went to school dogs went to dog school to learn to speak and read— Matt
- I really, truly thought that Michael Jackson and Janet Jackson were the same person. Anon