Up until 1st grade, I used to think that when you pooped a baby would come out, and so I would look into the toilet and apologize to the baby and coo over it that it had to die so soon.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing
others believed things like this
- on "highway to hell" i always thought it goes "baby see, baby do" instead of "hey satan, payin´ my dues"— Miss Understood
- That because Gerber Baby Food had a baby on it real babies were put in there. Thanks a lot cousin!— Nicole
- I used to believe that a baby shower was a tiny bathtub with a showerhead just for the baby.— Amy
- I'm black, so as a child I used to assume that white people pooped peach the way I pooped brown.— Rick
- when I was little I used to think you had to have a baby before you got married!— Supergirl
- I used to believe that sparrows were baby pigeons— greenpolyester