I used to believe that my fourth grade English teacher was a murderer. All the "big kids" told stories about her to scare us. It didn't help either when she would get mad and yell "If you don't get quiet right now, I am going to rip all your heads off!"
A childhood belief about teachers

others believed things like this
- I know my dog, Palmer, spoke English, he was just really quiet.
— Klayne P. - A[n] nth grade teacher only had to finish the nth grade when he or she was in school.— MD Caruso
- I used to believe that heads of state had diferent kinds of heads on their shoulders— stupid elado
- I used to think that adults spoke an entirely different language (not English) when kids weren't around. — Swordfish
- I didn't know Reindeer existed, I thought they were just christmas animals for storiesAnon
- im grade 2, my teacher said that she was 2000 years old and i belived her— ---pepsi---