When I was about 13 (I'm just about 14), I used to believe that EVERYTIME I'd masterbate, God would kill a kitten. Or when you even touched your " you know what" you'd die and go straight to hell, because when I was 6 I touched down there and my step-mom said not to, 'cause its a sin. What I found confusing is that EVERY BODY has to touch their genitals. They MUST wipe when they go # 1 or 2.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to think that clouds could be touched. — Jaafar
- I used to believe you got warts if you touched a toad. — laura
- I used to think that blood was blue until it touched air.— paetrw
- I used to believe you would instantly die if you touched a bulletAnon
- When I was little, I used to believe that the tops of trees touched the sky.Anon
- I used to believe that if you touched Chinese people, they would break.— Christian