When I was about 7 years old, my family was having a spaghetti dinner. I was noisily slurping my spaghetti in my mouth when my dad stopped eating and put down his fork. He looked at me with a serious look on his face and asked me if I had a license to slurp my spaghetti. I timidly told him no. He told me that if I didn't stop right away that the food police would come arrest me. I never slurped spaghetti again!
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- MY SISTER TOLD ME THAT CANNED SPAGHETTI WERE REALLY WORMS THAT'S WHY THEY WERE SO CHEAP...I BELIEVED— CATHY
- I was told that spaghetti grew on trees and i anounced it in class one day in grammer school.— w.b.
- I used to think it was illegal to eat spaghetti if you were not Italian— Anthony
- That baked beans were made of pasta! Spaghetti is?!Anon
- I used to believe that spaghetti grew on trees, based on a pasta commercial from the 70s.— Dianne
- As a child, my twin sister and I used to pronounce `Spaghetti' as `Mastaghetti'. Sounds a bit rude, no? Anon