My friend once told me that the legendary F word was, in fact, funk. I thought this was the grandest joke, because at my home we had an encyclopedia called Funk and Wagnall's Encyclopedia. I would look at these books and laugh, and my mother thought I was quite mad. Only later did I realize that that N should have been a C. But I still snigger every time I see one of those encyclopedias.
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that the f word was "funk"!!! Anon
- My friend's mom told my friend's little sister thatI when a dog died, it went to a retirement home.— ellen
- I thought pretending I was sick to stay home from school was called cookie not hookie.— Jen
- My friend thought butterfly was actually called a 'flutterby.'— BlutterBly?
- When I was young, I heard the word 'minion' for the first time and thought it was a miniature onion.— Karin
- When I was a little I thought TV was full of tiny books and we would watch one every day— Amine