when i was 5 i found a weird balloon in my beside my mum and dads bed. i tried to blow it up only to my embarasment my mum came in to find my with a condom in my mouth!!!
A childhood belief about condoms

others believed things like this
- I used to think that if you didn't blow your nose and just sniffed the snot up, you head would blow up.Anon
- i used to believe that a blow job was when you got payed to blow up ballowns— blown away
- When i was young I used to believe if I ate ham fat I was going to inflate like a balloon— a guy
- I usied to believe that there were lobsters under my dads couch!!— Jessie
- When i was a kid, i used to think that my dads moustache grew out of his nostrils — l.j.
- i usd to believe that if i put a balloon on a lawn chair that i could float up in the sky and around the worldAnon