When I was 3 my older sister would say weird words so she wouldn't swear. One of those was 'grape'. She and her friends said this because they wanted pluck annoying people's head off like a grape. Well, one day she was babysitting me, and she said "He is such a grape!" I went to preschool the next day and told somebody my sister said the G word. Today I have problems eating grapes.
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if you ate a grape upside down it would come out your nose.— Cath
- I used to believe that if you accidentally ate grape pips you 'd get appendicitis.— Sue Beach
- I used to believe that if you soaked a raisin (or prune) in water, it would turn back into a grape (or plum).— C.C.
- I thought that grape juice was called "great juice". Anon
- i always thought it was Grape Balls of Fire instead of Great Balls of Fire— Courtney
- My sister told me as a child that ravioli was 'hedgehog' meat.
Still can't eat it today.......— Sal Myers