When I was little I used to believe that my daddy gave my mom a cookie that he made to look exactly like me. And then my mommy ate the cookie and I became a baby in her stomach. And then she pooped me out and I was born.
A childhood belief about reproduction
others believed things like this
- I convinced my sister that chocolate milk was made out of Keebler cookie elves, she believed me for a month— Rainbow Steel
- I used to believe that if you ate to much cookie-dough you'd turn into a camel.— Lenny
- When I was about 6 years old I use to think that if a cookie crumbled all the flavor would escape.— Arilinia
- The moon was actually either a sugar cookie or a banana, depending on the time of the month. — Jessica Aspra
- I thought pretending I was sick to stay home from school was called cookie not hookie.— Jen
- I used to believe that Mother Nature was The wife of God. She was the mommy and he was the daddy. — Dawn