when my friend was little he had a friend he played with a lot who was black. one time when his friend spent the night, his mom had them take a bath together. he said that he was really shocked that his friend's penis was the same color as the rest of him. for some reason he assumed that his friend's penis would be white just like his own penis.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- a friend of my little sister's had 4 older brothers, so she thought that when you got older you grew a penis!Anon
- My friend's mom told my friend's little sister thatI when a dog died, it went to a retirement home.— ellen
- When I was little, my dad had a friend named Scott. I thought my dad's friend was the king of Scotland— Uhhh....
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon
- I used to believe that gay guys had sex by sticking their penis in the other's penis.— Fanbrat