I remember being at a restaurant when I was little and my mom said something about the Nazis "gassing the Jews" and I thought she was saying "gassing the juice". I figured it meant when you try to fart but it squirts instead. I couldn't understand why my mom would be talking about something so disgusting while we were eating. (I guess what she was actually talking about wasn't very pleasant dinner conversation either.)
A childhood belief about farting
others believed things like this
- My mom was always talking about "making
ends meat" but I don't ever remember having it served at dinner!— John Stees - Mom couldn't understand why at dinner time I wanted Chicken Pox.— Kristin
- For many years I didn't understand why everyone was talking about the 'youth in Asia' (euthanasia).Anon
- as a young child i thought poo was brown from eating chocolate and pee was yellow from drinking apple juice!Anon
- I thought that grape juice was called "great juice". Anon
- I thought Jews were people who came from Jupiter.Anon