When I was young I used to think that if your parents yelled the word "Divorce" at each other at the same time, that they were divorced. I remember freaking out one night at dinner when my parents were talking about a friends' divorce and praying to God they wouldn't say the word divorce at the same time!
A childhood belief about marriage

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that my mom could divorce me if I was bad.It used to really upset me.— Shawn Sullivan
- When I was young, I heard the word 'minion' for the first time and thought it was a miniature onion.— Karin
- I used to think that "boobies" was a bad word all the timeAnon
- My mom was always talking about "making
ends meat" but I don't ever remember having it served at dinner!— John Stees - In first grade, I thought that if I've never heard of a word before, then it wasn't a word.— Destiny
- i used to think the word "friendship" meant a special kind of rocketship that you went on with your friends.— chips ahoy!