when i was younger i used to believe that the small thing on the front of a womans body was a small penis and so i called it a 'dinky'. My brothers used to get me to say it to all their friends and im now going out with ine of them! i'll never live it down
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- My sister's friend thought cats were just small dogs when she was younger.— Richard Davies
- I used to think my brothers penis was a hotdog, until i put one in my panties and the dog ate it.— Amanda
- We use to think the male organ (penis) was called a PUDDLE....
My twin sister and I both called it that...Anon - when I was a kid, I used to believe that only girls could be my friends and all other boys were my brothers.
— rajat - a friend of my little sister's had 4 older brothers, so she thought that when you got older you grew a penis!Anon
- Up until I was about 14, I always thought that the penis was called a "pickle."— Amanda