A good friend of mine had a niece. Apparently at some point one of her mom's clever boyfriends had told her that aligators and crocodiles were called fu**igators and fu**odiles. She was so convinced of this fact that no one could get her to stop saying it, at school church or to the neighbors. My friend and I thought it was hilarious but I've always wondered if she ever learned better, she wasn't a very bright girl.
A childhood belief about swearing
others believed things like this
- a friend was convinced that his school was an asylum, and couldn't be convinced otherwiseAnon
- My friend's sister believed the lyrics to Gazza's "Fog on the Tyne" were "Fog on the dinasaurs mine all mine"— Suzanne
- I remember once a friend of mine told me that when ever you hold in your pee it would make your balls stronger— Zao
- I once told a friend of mine that if you held in a smelly burp, it'd turn into a fart. She believed me.Anon
- a friend of mine thought that you could get pregnant by swallowing sperm. Ha!Anon
- A friend of mine thought that some olives grew with red edible pits (pimentos).— HA