at a thanksgiving dinner when i was about six, cousin malcolm told me that bleu cheese (there was bleu cheese salad dressing present) was made, via a complicated and arduous process, from lambs' vomit. i'll eat it, now (i'm 32), but i still think of that every time.
A childhood belief about nasty food

others believed things like this
- I used to believe my dad that "sacre bleu" meant sacred cheese.. until I was 17.— Gregg
- At the time I thought the moon was made of cheese and with oceans of cheese— 123
- i thought the chunks in blue cheese dressing were bunny turds because we had a rabbit and my mom told me soAnon
- I used to believe that grilled cheese was called 'girl cheese,' and only girls could eat it.— Paige
- I usde to believe that 'camembert cheese' was actually 'common bear cheese'.— Dan
- That blue cheese was made by scraping mould off bathroom walls. My mother actually told me that.— sandee