I used to believe there were ducks that
lived under my Dad's chair because when he farted he would declare "Must be a duck in here"
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- i thought that "aromatic" duck was actually "asthmatic" duck.
poor thing...— rachael - I always thought that duck sauce (from chinese restaurants) was duck poop.
— emily - That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon
- i belived that ducks would take over the worldAnon
- I thought ducks couldn't fly - thats why they swam.— G
- I used to believe that dumplings were made from baby ducks. — Sarah