When I was around 9 I was at my 15 year old baby sitter's house looking threw her jewelry box. There was a little round blue thing in it so I asked her what it was and she told me it was a condom. I was like, well what's a condom? And she wouldn't tell me! So I got really mad and I was like, well I'll just go look it up in the dictionary... I couldn't find it in there and I asked my dad. He got really angry and wouldn't tell me either.
I was so confused why no one would tell me... because I thought it had something to do with a CONDO. Like maybe that's what the keys were or something!
A childhood belief about condoms

others believed things like this
- When I was little I thought a condom was short for condominiam Anon
- When I was about 6 years old, I thought "condom" was short for "condominium!"— Confused Child
- when i was a little kid, i thought that the "baby sitter" was actually gunna sit on me hahaAnon
- when I was about 7 I thought that aliens hid under my bed. I wouldn'd sleep in my bed for a whole year!— *Rachel*
- For some reason i used to think that condom was another name for your boobs! — Claire
- Until I was about 10 years old, I used to believe that a condom was a type of lollipop!— Marcel