On the first day back at school after the summer break, my cousin was asked where he had been on holiday. "Chicken" he answered. He meant Turkey.
A childhood belief about places

others believed things like this
- I used to believe Turkey day was a Turkish holiday. Then why are we celebrating it in America?— Lecia
- When a "mean girl" in early grade school asked me if I was a virgin I answered "no I am catholic."— Hilary
- I used to think being on holiday meant that you were moving house temporarily, like with a change of address.Anon
- when asked what i would like to be when i grew up, as a girl of about 5, i answered "a horsey".Anon
- I used to think a second cousin meant a cousin’s cousin.— Carlos Almonacid
- the summer that I turned 11 I waited out side on the step all summer for my hogwarts letter... ;D — Ginny weasley... not really