My husband had received his first BB gun for Christmas one year and decided to go hunting. He was so thrilled to bring home a bird. When asked why he was so excited he told his parents "I did it, I shot him right in the pecker". After they finished laughing, his father explained that he shot the bird's BEAK.
A childhood belief about birds

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that guns shot out blood because everytime somebody shot a gun in a movie you saw blood.Anon
- "dildo is an extinct bird"
my 18 year old friend fell for that.— pebblezzz - My dad told me when I was little that my belly button was "Where the Indian shot me"Anon
- I used to believe that when you were fired, you were shot.— Murray
- i used to think in the song "hit me with your best shot" was really "hit me while i'm on pot" yea.... i suck!!— Donna
- If you get shot with a GAMMA RAY you get really strong. — Tiff