Working the nursery at church is always fun, but awhile back we had one little girl who thought that Satan lived in a cabnet in the girls bathroom so everytime she needed to go potty we had to take her into the boys bathroom... good thing it was a small church!
A childhood belief about fear of

others believed things like this
- I used to think that church songs were pop music. Well, we did sing them in church every week...— Roxy
- My fiance was in church as a kid and he saw the Vicar of the church and asked his Mum if it was God.— Andys fiancee
- That the city of Christchurch was a big church which everybody lived in.— Christine
- I used to believe that Darth Maul lived in my church.— Sarah
- I used to believe that Jesus lived in the tower of the churchAnon
- I believed God lived in a specific crack in one of the walls of my church — Blake