When walking to church on Sunday mormings, I used to believe that the crosswalk sign was placed there exclusively for us "Presbyterians"; not for just any pedestrians.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- I used to think that Mice controlled the Stop lights and crosswalk signs.Anon
- I used to believe that the sun shone brighter on a Sunday! Sunday in all languages is named after the Sun!!!— Vasu Moses
- I used to believe "Pedestrians" was a political party like Democrats or Republicans.— August
- i used to think the song "walking in a winter wonderland" was "walking in a womens underwear"— stephen s
- I thought for the longest time that a No Standing traffic sign meant no person should stand near that sign.— Shannon
- I used to believe that jay walking was walking naked on the street. — Kendra