I used to belive that the song - Heh Baby Oh ah etc was about a person being constopated as-
A.) I couldn't understand what the heck tha guy was singing
and
B.) The Oh Ahh nit always sounded like someone trying to get out a poo poo!
I still don't know what the songs baou but I do know that it isn't about being constipated!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I couldn't understand why my grandmother wore an ear-grenade (hearing aid). It sounded very dangerous to meAnon
- I used to belive I was the only person with a buttcrack because I ripped my butt open as a baby— FC
- CCR's Bad moon on the Rise, I swear it sounded liket they were singing, "There's a bathroom on the Right"— SMC
- I used to think that if a white person and a black person has a baby it would be mexican.— J
- I used to belive that Mississippi was a person. Mrs. Sippi.— Dunno
- i used to belive anon was an actual person untill i clicked on it just a secon ago lol— lolz