I was on the phone (I was about 5.He was just a boy from my class who I liked and presumed my boyfriend) to my boyfriend and I asked if he had a penis.When he said yes,I was shocked.My mum had told me that only my dad had a penis and that boys only grew them at the age of 20.She only said it to stop me from having sex 'till I was 20,at least,and seeing that the boy I liked was only 5 like me,I was generally shocked.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to think that boys didn't get their penis until they were 18 which was legal adulthood! — beckles
- I used to believe that condoms were weared by girls and boys
both. And they both have penisAnon - I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon
- I used to believe that gay guys had sex by sticking their penis in the other's penis.— Fanbrat
- a friend of my little sister's had 4 older brothers, so she thought that when you got older you grew a penis!Anon