Our babysitter's boyfriend came over and I informed her that boy's have penises and they use them to make babies. She said not to worry, that his had been shot off in a war. When I asked how he peed, she said he used his belly button. She laughed a lot when she told me.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- My dad told me when I was little that my belly button was "Where the Indian shot me"Anon
- I used to think that my belly button was where I was once shot and that the navel was a healed up bullet hole— Tony
- babies come out of your belly button— Kit
- When i was between the age of 3-7 i used to bleave that babies came out of your belly buttonAnon
- I used to believe that babies came out of a womans belly button.Anon
- when I was a kid I thought that babies come out of a belly-button.— Ana