I used to believe the dustballs that collected under the bed would roll together at night until they formed one big fuzzy monster and could lean over the bed and eat me. Sometimes they'd roll out from under the bed in a sneak attack when I walked past and I'd run from the room. Nowadays I know it was just the breeze of my passing by. I think this might have come from Mom trying to get me to clean under my bed.
A childhood belief about under my bed

others believed things like this
- all people who smoke roll up cigarettes have been to prison— spam
- I thought Rock and Roll were 2 musicians, with one who rocked and one who rolled.Anon
- I thought that the song "Built this City" by starship went as follows. "Milk and Cereal, Rock and Roll"Anon
- No passing zones on the highway. How come we just kep passing those signs? — Colleen
- I thought the boogey monster was a monster that ate boogers at night in front of youAnon
- i used to be scared of under my bed and thought that my cat became a monster only at night.— sumayah