I grew up as a Protestant, but one day i was asked what my denomination was and i said "I'm a prostitute". I think i was about six years old. I still chuckle when I think of this.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- i used to think that being a prostitute was a religion. (sort of like protestant i guess?)Anon
- That you start out Catholic and after you reach a certain age you then become Protestant.Anon
- I used to believe that a prostitute was like a prosecutor.— Not As Innocent Anymore
- Until I was about 11 or 12 I thought that "prostitute" referred to a female criminal.Anon
- For years and years I thought telephone poles grew.— Maureen
- When I was young and someone asked me what I wanted to be once I grew up, I'd say "A DOG!"— Alysia