My neighbour's 8 year-old son loves the song "Farmer and the Cowman" from R & H's Oklahoma! - he sings along loudly: "Territory folks should sleep together, territory folks should all be friends."
Words should be "Territory folks should stick together", etc.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that Canada was a territory of the U.S. and was one big forest.Anon
- Remember the old Tubes song "White Punks on Dope". Thought they were singing "White Folks are Dumb"
— WailerMan - Oldies Song Peggy Sue. I used to think that he was talking about how much he loves his "Baggy Suit".— Randy
- I thought Oklahoma was named after my Uncle Homer. (Pre-Simpsons)Anon
- I used to think that the expression "The former or the latter?" was actually "The farmer or the ladder?" — Fitzwilliam
- When i was young i thought a stick shift was when u drive with a stickAnon