Everyone always says that my sister takes after my mom, and I take after my dad. So my parents used to tell me that my mom had my sister, and my dad had me! It made perfect sense, too, because it seemed like he was still carrying some weight from the pregnancy!
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- I thought it was impossible for anyone to lift more than their own body weight. Just seemed to make sense..— Xenomorph
- I used to believe my parents were brother and sister, and that everybody's parents were brother and sister.— Rachael
- When I was little my parents used to tell me and my sister that carrots were "orange candy." — Nancy
- First I believed that my parents were brother and sister. Then I thought that my dad was also my mums dad. — Rainbow
- My sister used to believe that mayonaise made your breast grow.— Honey
- I used to believe that my parents and sister were alligators underneith there zip on human costume...haha— Alyssa