when iwas like 9yrs old i believed that i had to do 2 farts after whatever i ate or else i would explode i always blamed it on the food i still do
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- my mom told me that if i held in too many farts, i would explode. i took it seriously.— ginger
- i believed that the holes in swiss cheese were cow farts.— lily
- When I was younger I believed that if I were approching too much my TV it would explode.— Antho8=>
- I once believed that if you touched hamburger meat, it would explode!— Dipaloe
- When I was little, I believed that if I didn't go to the bathroom quick enough, I would actually explode.— Coco S.
- iwas told that if u cry on your birthday you would not get any bigger 4 a whole year— steve