I am not much of a new country music fan. I like the old stuff (60's,70's)The song "Paint me to Birmingham" the first time I heard it I thought he was singing "Paint me a bunny hand" Since the laughter of my friends over this we have come up with more.."Paint me a burning ham" for one.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I was little, I thought that clouds were made by someone spraying white spray paint onto air.— Hadla
- I thought that the jetstream from planes was white paint. Which was constantly poured out from the plane.— Tore
- I used to believe that if you mixed red, blue, green, and yellow paint you'd get plaid!— Judith Ann
- My sister once asked her mother why she didn't paint her black....Anon
- When I first heard the song "Constant Craving" by KD Lang, I thought she was singing "God save gravy."Anon
- I used to believe that the video clip are realized in one time and the singers are singing with to the music Anon